sixty five years from now

• my grandchild: that thing is ancient! what are you even playing?
• me: I'm romancing dorian fuck off

wefearthenight:

Rafe: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.

Sam: But you have heard of me.

ＡＳ　Ａ　ＭＡＬＥ　　 　　ＦＥＭＩＮＩＳＴ，

liquidcoma:

　　　　　　　ＷＨＯ　ＬＯＶＥＳ　ＥＡＴＩＮＧ

　　　　　　　「ＰＵＳＳＹ」，

takigawacisyuu:

me: trying to write

me: ok brain give me the GOod Good

brain: snart snart snart snart snart snart

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

• Me every time I check the Rafe Adler tag and see like 20 new posts: y'all I just want to live you can't keep doing this to me
• Me any time the tag hasn't updated in a little while: k but I didn't mean stop. I need y'all

anosida:

sully: ok we are all in agreement let’s leave this island

sam:

nadinerosses:

Sully, Nathan and Elena: Don’t go after Avery’s treasure it’s just not worth it 
Sam: